Take revenge on everyone who stole the election from me.
Move back into the WH in 2024 and remove losers Kavanaugh, Barrett and Gorsuch from the Supreme Court for misappropriation of thought — refusing to grant me the election that everyone knows I won AND deserved!
Get Mike Pence to come to Mar-A-Lago for a visit; Make sure he NEVER leaves.
Send Anthony Fauci a pipe bomb designed as a confetti popper for the New Year. Make sure return address has Biden’s name on it.
Drive Joe Biden insane with incessant Tweeting, challenging him to a duel in the Capitol…
In a display of thoughtful and heartfelt gestures this holiday season, various groups and world leaders have showered President Trump with a treasure trove of memorabilia with which to mark his four years in the White House. Herewith, the list:
Remember when Trump gifted Vlad with Syria?
Dripping with venom and hair dye, Giuliani seeks to persuade the press that he’s not insane, bonkers or just plain desperate for attention, while weakly defending his assertions that the 2020 election was a fraud.
Rudy Giuliani held a press conference today, proclaiming that the presidential election should be overturned.
Sweating profusely, the sopping wet joke-of-a-lawyer yammered on for 1 hour and 45 minutes, in what fired CISA Chief Christopher Krebs called, “The most dangerous 1 hour and 45 minutes of TV in US history.”
In a desperate attempt to throw gasoline on an already out of control bonfire, Giuliani…
As the NY Times mentioned on Wednesday: Trump falsely declared himself the winner around 2:30 a.m. Eastern. He said he would call on the Supreme Court to stop counting ballots in states where he led, while urging more counting in states where he was behind. He claimed “fraud” (for which there is no evidence) and he called the election an “embarrassment to the country.”
It’s never easy to lose, especially when you’ve made a career of mocking those who have lost and those who have died while defending your right to voice your opinions — no matter how distorted and…
I was speaking to my mailman the other day; I asked him about the chances of all of the mail-in votes being counted and how secure he thought voting by mail would be. Here is what he said:
“If you live in a state that allows for mail-in ballots, your mail will be thrown in a bin or a room to be collected at a later date if there is no stamp on it. Since DeJoy became the Postmaster General (and I mean within days of it happening), we saw drastic changes in our system. We have mail stacked to…
The news media and Twitter have been buzzing the last 48 hours over the revelation in The Atlantic that Don-the-Con has labeled our military soldiers “losers and suckers.” This, from a man who has consistently devalued our nation’s honor, our standing in the world, and made a mockery out of the office he holds and the Constitution he was elected to uphold.
I’ve given this a lot of thought over the last few days and I know he has attributed these labels to the wrong group of people: He should have said, “The people who believe everything I say and…
Trump has been furiously tweeting since the White House Rose Garden spectacle came to an end last week.
Once the Trump family circle-jerk had finally ended on Thursday of last week, everyone moved on to their appointed positions within the campaign and administration. But one lingering question remained: What will the unifying message be to the Trumpaholics who are guaranteed to support their president although they are in jeopardy of losing their homes, their businesses or perhaps their lives by supporting him? …
“Anyone can sell you a disinfectant, but I — and I alone — can give you the best deals on all your faves: Lysol, Clorox, Formula 409 and so much more!” Don-the-Con from his nightly press briefing/campaign rally.
That’s right! If you are in need of disinfectant to inject, drink or snort, our warehouse staff is here to help. At Don-the-Con’s Warehouse, we understand that Moms, Dads, Grandparents and siblings are scared shitless — and needlessly so. …
In another useless presser yesterday evening, President Donald Trump asked the rhetorical question: How is it that Anthony Fauci has such high approval ratings and I have much lower approval ratings from the public?
All Democrats, Independents and many reluctant Republicans can tell him why, but since he asked — herewith the answer:
1) Fauci is well-educated; he actually attended school to learn something
Trump is all smoke and mirrors; he was admitted into U Penn thanks to his buddy acing the SAT for him. On his own, Trump would not have made it into a work/study program at Dollar…
What America was treated to, instead, was a cartoon caricature of a campaign rally that had fallen flat on its face, devoid of enthusiasm, excitement and PEOPLE! Eight advance team members, including Secret Service agents and staffers, came down with Covid-19, within days of arriving in Tulsa.
The campaign and the man it represented spawned a dud of a rally and were looking for someone to blame. Herewith a list of likely culprits, provided by WH insiders who wish to remain anonymous:
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