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Trump Spends Waning Days Of His Presidency Reading Farewell Mementos From World Leaders And Special Interest Groups
In a display of thoughtful and heartfelt gestures this holiday season, various groups and world leaders have showered President Trump with a treasure trove of memorabilia with which to mark his four years in the White House. Herewith, the list:
Vladimir Putin
Remember when Trump gifted Vlad with Syria?
Vlad knows how to return a favor and remind Trump that the leash grows shorter with every breath the Orange-Julius-in-Chief takes.
The Ku Klux Klan
No one knows more than the Klan, and other White Supremacist groups, just how effective Don-the-Con has been. He has done everything possible to elevate the stature of these groups to a vaunted status shared by few in our nation’s history. Their cautionary nudge reminds him Who’s the Boss, in case he forgets once he’s out of the White House.
MENSA
With an appreciation for all things cerebral — steeped in scholarship and knowledge — Mensa has chosen this monumental plaque to emphasize that nothing great was ever achieved without an appreciation for one of the basic tenets of Mensa’s platform: Offering “Valuable assistance to researchers, inside and outside Mensa, in projects dealing with intelligence…” Their gift is emblematic of the thought and rigor put into every press conference and attack on our Democracy since the 2020 election.
Barack Obama