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Trump shares a delicious piece of cake with Ji Xinping, made from his Fraud Disaster Starter Dough recipe…
As the trials for former president Donald Trump ramp up, one has to be wondering how the Orange Omen of Doom will pass the time away while under house arrest or prison. Now that it looks likely that he will be stripped of his ability to do business in the state of New York, as well as other areas of the country, people are wondering exactly what the former Cheeto-in-Chief will do to make bank while sequestered away without his usual retinue of sycophants, boot-lickers and family at his beck and call.
Enter Fraud Disaster Starter Dough!
What a delightful way to pass the time in the Mar-A-Lago kitchen (under house arrest) or the prison chow mess hall. With this Fraud Disaster Starter Dough, Don can simply make as much as he wants, given the ingredients at hand, and sell to Trumpaholics and other blood-suckers as he deals his way to riches while sitting in his cell/house, mildewing his life away, talking to plants, frantically attempting to reach those who will no longer take his calls and ignoring Melania.
It’s made with ease, gallons of sleaze and guaranteed to please the most desperate of inmates, prison guards, infirmary medical staff, gardeners or pool maintenance service workers. He can use it to bribe his way to an extended stay in Bubba’s cell or to score some extra time in the prison exercise yard, where he will no doubt exercise his pie hole at the expense of being totally ignored by the rest of the inmates and fellow felons. It’ll be like living at home with Melania, only not as stressful.
Here’s the recipe for Fraud Disaster Starter Dough:
- Find numerous counts of Deliberate fraud.
- Slowly fold in 91 counts of Federal and State Fraud and hundreds of counts of Tax Fraud until well incorporated. Cover mixture and let rest in a warm place for 90 minutes, allowing it to fulminate and rise to new heights of indignance, arrogance and hubris.
- Sift together Bank fraud, Payroll fraud, Insurance fraud and Financial Statement fraud; set aside.
- Blend together Organized fraud…