Trump shares a delicious piece of cake with Ji Xinping, made from his Fraud Disaster Starter Dough recipe…
As the trials for former president Donald Trump ramp up, one has to be wondering how the Orange Omen of Doom will pass the time away while under house arrest or prison. Now that it looks likely that he will be stripped of his ability to do business in the state of New York, as well as other areas of the country, people are wondering exactly what the former Cheeto-in-Chief will do to make bank while sequestered away without his usual retinue of sycophants, boot-lickers and family at his beck and call.
Enter Fraud Disaster Starter Dough!
What a delightful way to pass the time in the Mar-A-Lago kitchen (under house arrest) or the prison chow mess hall. With this Fraud Disaster Starter Dough, Don can simply make as much as he wants, given the ingredients at hand, and sell to Trumpaholics and other blood-suckers as he deals his way to riches while sitting in his cell/house, mildewing his life away, talking to plants, frantically attempting to reach those who will no longer take his calls and ignoring Melania.
It’s made with ease, gallons of sleaze and guaranteed to please the most desperate of inmates, prison guards, infirmary medical staff, gardeners or pool…