Lauren: Maybe you could get a job in Russia and get out of that Nursing Home you work in. I'm sure the pay is Great! I'm sure the living conditions are TOP NOTCH! I'm sure that you can live in a commune with ex-pat Bernie Bros, sharing chores, commiserating over the oppression and horrid living conditions, the cold weather and the lack of heat, and the poor quality and choice of food shouldn't be too much of a problem. Then you can fight the Socialist problem in a Communist country. See how that works out for you.
Of course, your paycheck from Russian operatives might stop, but not to worry, you can get a side gig as a fortune teller.