In an unprcedented move in the House of Representatives today, congressional members threw down the gauntlet on Donald Trump’s presidency, passing a bill that officially mandates the bar for the presidency be lowered to the official level of bottom-feeder status.
Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced today that the House of Representatives passed a bill lowering the bar for President Donald Trump. In her Thursday morning news conference, Pelosi said, “It’s become apparent that Donald Trump has absolutely no redeeming qualities and is merely a shell without a brain and a soul. In acknowledging these facts, we had no choice but to officially lower the bar for being president, such that the President will only need to do the bare minimum to meet the requirements for the job.”
When asked what that meant for the president, Pelosi remarked, “What I mean is that he can now slither under the bar. We’ve ensured that the bar for this man is low enough to accomodate the snake-of-a-man that he is and still manage to hold down the office of the President.”
When reached for comment, an anonymous White House aide said the staff has been “…aware of the reptilian status of the president for some time” and was hopeful that the public had not noticed, but admitted “…this was the inevitable outcome we’ve long dreaded.”
Trump took to twitter to thank the House for their efforts:
….having fun. I was smiling as I looked up and around. after I learned of the Slither Bill. The MANY reporters with me were smiling also. They knew the TRUTH…And yet when I saw the reporting, CNN, MSNBC and other Fake News outlets covered it as serious news & me thinking of myself as the proverbial “snake in the grass.” No more trust! …
…For all of the Fake News Reporters that don’t have a clue as to what the law is relative to Presidential powers, China, etc., try looking at the Emergency Economic Powers Act of 1977. Case closed! # Messiah, #GreatestPresidentOnEarth, #Don’tTreadonMe, #TheChosenOne
Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, would not speak to reporters about the proposed bill he received from Pelosi, earlier in the day, although it’s believed that he placed the bill in the drain the swamp file that is overflowing with other proposed bills that will never see the light of day in the senate. Said an aide to McConnell, “It’s one thing to drain the den, but quite another to rid an entire swamp of snakes, degenerates and heartless leaders. it simply cannot be done.”